A DESPRET HOUSE WIFE'S COMPLAINT AND ITS REPLY :

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Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Saturday, 01-Apr-2006 23:56:00

A DESPRET HOUSE WIFE'S COMPLAINT AND ITS REPLY :
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband

1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly

in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated

flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many
other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but
installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World

Cup 2.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House

Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3

to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate Housewife

Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while

Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME

and download Tears

6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then

automatically run the

applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But

remember, overuse can

cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,

Happy Hour 7.0 or

Late Night Tea 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will

create SnoringLoudly.wav

files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or

reinstall another

Boyfriend program. These are not supported

applications and will crash

Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it

does have a limited

memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve

memory and

performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food

3.0 and Tongkat Ali

6.9.

Good Luck,